Adventures Ahoy!
What an active few days I’ve had. Whew. We went kayaking on English Bay for sunset which was unbelievable, gorgeous, amazing, etc! We were met by quite a few seals – I called one Fred. There’s one called Albert, but we didn’t go too far into False Creek, where he lives. Apparently he jumps onto your kayak for a bit of a ride. Instead we had 2 dickheads on the way back, grab hold of our rudders. He let go eventually – well, he had to. He was that fat we couldn’t move.
Then yesterday we went on an extremely long bike-ride, all through the outskirts of Stanley Park, with people shouting ‘on your left!’, or ‘on your right!’ as the came speeding past. I think I want to try one of those road/racing bikes, they look fun. We left from Stanley park, rode all the way through English Bay across Burrard Bridge on the newly created bike path, which has had a crazy amount of controversy from the locals, through Kitsilano Beach and then all the way back! Exhausting and exhillarating. The heat yesterday was 30c! THIRTY DEGREES CELSIUS. My god.
Anyway, I didn’t take my camera to those events for various reasons. But I took it up Grouse Mountain, didn’t I. Doh.
Grouse Mountain
So what’s Grouse Mountain? It’s only the most painful and unbelievably long trail I’ve ever been on, in my life. It’s a distance of 2.8km with an elevation from start to finish of 2,800 feet The summit sits at 3,700 feet – and I sat there too. The tallest building in the world, the Burj Dubai is still under construction and upon completion will stand at 2,684 feet. I walked higher than that. I did so carrying my stupid camera equipment, 1L water and a lot of energy food. It was heavy, I almost died.
The course record is held by Michael Simpson at a time of 26:19 – I did it in roughly 90-120 minutes. Hardly a record breaker, but I did carry half a tonne of camera equipment with me! There were warnings of death – I ignored them. There were 7 year old kids overtaking me – I ignored them too.

This is the coolest set of railway tracks, ever. It seems so industrial.
One of many cruise ships I’ve seen harbour here. One of the smaller ones, too. The other day there was a ship so large that it towered the huge IMAX Building behind it.
After we got on the Seabus and hit North Vancouver, we saw the coolest couple dancing to the coolest music.
Then we grabbed the bus to the base of Grouse Mountain.
This is about 1/2 the way up the mountain, you can see the steep inclination of the whole thing. It got a whole lot steeper, and a whole lot sketchier. It was a hands and feet job!
This is roughly 3/4ths the way up, I was pretty impressed at this point, at how tiny everything seemed. Y’know, I walked this high.

And we reached the top! Which was anticlimactic. The only awesome thing was the view – and it was absolutely breathtaking.
This lake looked crystal clear, and gorgeous – but it seemed pretty isolated, so no chance of getting near it.
Grizzlies! They looked a little hot, and y’know – were surrounded by electric fences. So I figured they weren’t too pleased. One was having a roly-poly moment though.
No, no, no. It was high. No looking down.
Argh! GORGEOUS. The pictures really don’t do it justice. I had a battle with mosquito’s and an under performing lens/camera/self

No idea what this idiot was doing. Taking vacation photos in an area that just a few meters down was a steep drop, the only people supposed to be here, were ones secured in paragliding gear.
That’s your lot folks! Things turn to street photography from here on in.













